“Vrooomm~! Broooommm`!!...” These are the 2nd sounds that I hated so much in my life either than my alarm clock ringing in the morning :p
Have you ever experiencing some very irritating drivers hogging the road or over taking you dangerously just for the fun of doing it? And most of all they must be driving a modified local car that looks like a rojak car from the outside but they think is so cool.
Today I’m going to blog about these special species of drivers well known in our country called “Lala Ah Beng Drivers”. How do you differentiate them from other normal drivers? Here are some facts about them:-
a) Gigantic Car Exhaust. – The Size of it is like double or triple the size of normal cars and some will even stick out. It gives out very very loud irritating noice & farts out very smelly exhaust gas!
b) Very Ugly modified local cars. – Most of their cars will be either proton wira, proton Saga, Perodua kancil, some old Iswara, and etc.. It will be painted in various colours and paterns spray in addition of big tyre ryms, big spot lights and some with blinking blue tail lights. An attempt to look like a sport car, but more like a stupid junk car to me :p
c) Performing dangerous driving skills to attract other’s attention on the road. – overtaking all cars dangerously and zig zagging all the way on road. (That is the part where u start cursing and swearing at him M.F! A.H! F.K!)
d) Putting out loud “banging” disco music that everyone can hear whenever they past by their car. – out of a sudden you thought where is the mobile clubbing place comes from, and there it is that “ah beng lala car” passing by beside you :p some even put pumps beneath their cars and when switch it on the whole car looks like it’s dancing! But to me, is more like it’s masturbating the road. Lol!!
If your car do have all the above 4 qualities, congratulation! You are an ah beng driver ! (just kidding) :p
Anyway…these cars are really irritating on Malaysia’s road and it’s getting on my nerve each time they over take me dangerously. Police force do saman them if caught that their modifying are too much and exaggerating,
But somehow.. these species will never extinct in Malaysia :p
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