Tuesday, January 4, 2011

How To Define Good Quality Guys In Range of A,B,C, & Fail Category. (Chapter 7)

10/08/10

First of all, I don’t really like to judge people like this cuz is kind of too cruel to be true.. *grins, but just think back on how guys used to judge us from the beginning I will think this is the time for a pay back guys! *evil laughter*

Denying? And so what is all these? >>> “whoa..look at her boobs, is almost the same size of a melon!” “long slender legs turn me on babe!” this is only the good side they are praising good modal looking girls and this is the critism to those common and not so good looking girls. 1 of my male friend told me this "nomatter how much a guy loves his girlfriend which is small size in boobs, at the end of the story he still wish in his heart that his girlfriend will have a boob job done and have a Cup C at least.” This is what I heard from a guy when I’m in a club “OMG! That fat ass is actually dancing on the stage..!hahaha just look at how her flabby fats is moving along with the music!” this is from my cousin’s mouth describing a small size female friend “Everything about her is small! How am I going to introduce her to my tall friends when her legs is as short as a Shizu dog’s leg?! Lol!!” not enough of insult yet? Maybe this is far enough to make us female goes on strike! “OMG! Lol!! I’d rather F**k a dog than that piece of shit looking pig bi**h there! LOL!!!” I heard this from a Caucasian tourist guy during my vacation to langkawi beach.

Alright, I admit that outlook is very important to everyone, but even I do not use such harsh words on them or in front of them because is not their fault to born with ugly looks or having a fat body. So why make others sad when they actually have a big heart inside? You must be thinking “what? Ice queen suppose to be the queen of critism! Why is she turning warm? Is she melting inside?” Answer is… yes, I doubt a lot recently, because I’ve encounter lots of good looking guys and at the same time bad & average looking guys. When I compare their attitude, the good looks sux because of their attitude, and I’m surprise how the average looks ones can actually touch other’s heart with their big heart inside.

This is some examples of good looking guys. I know this guy from a club event at Zouk club.


Name : Thomas. Age: 27. Job : Social Graphic Designer.












He is very friendly to everyone, especially sexy girls. An Australian Chinese that works here for leisure. When I try screening through his Facebook, all kinds of night club parties photos he took with lots of sexy good looking mix race girls, Caucasian girls and bla bla bla. He also drinks a lot and he will never put his status single, as usual...leave it blank. Typical playboy style when he speaks to girls. Exp : “Hey princess, care to join me party tonight?”
Now this is the formula of calculation to grade guys :
LOOKS / ATTITUDE x [JOB+AGE]

So let us calculate Thomas’s grade. ;p
Handsome category / playboy & never commit attitude x (Graphic Designer + 27 years old) = Grade B-

Conclusion: you know why there is a minus? Because you see.. His looks at first sight is grade A then divide by his playboy attitude and too much of socializing around pulls his marks down to C+ but his job is consider stable and interesting + his age is just nice for every mid 20th girl’s bf so the marks pull up to B-. This shows that looks is not always grade A and the best and we sure wouldn’t want a playboy and never commit guy to be our boy friend or husband because…it will never be a good ending ;) unless you would like to give it a try on 50-50 % luck :) but remember 1 thing, to go after this type of bloke you must be beautiful from top to toe. If not, you can walk away and forget about it.

Okay...let us see candidate number 2. This guy is also from the same group in the club event.


Name: Harry. Age: 25. Job: Modeling + stage show + diving instructor.



Harry choose his friends, those who are leveled with him will be in his circle, those who are too common and a nobody will be kick out of his circle. His outlook is perfect! Tall, great body size and very handsome.
Because of all his benefit from the looks, that is why he is taken as some of the magazine’s male modal and also some bridal gallery male modal.
And because of this also he is a show off and quite snobbish person.
Seriously I really don’t like this guy. Hmm? Normally ice queen loves handsome rite? WRONG. This is some of the things why I hate him.

In his facebook, he also put up all kind of clubs events pictures with pretty girls around, but he also add a lot of his modeling pictures and there is 100 of comments from girls! Either than that he thinks highly of himself too. For example, he likes to post out his stage show events in FB, then he will kept on asking everyone to go for the show. “hey everybody, I will be staring as Mat hatter at wonderland forever. Do come and see my show, remember ladies.. is meeee. See you there!” In addition, he also add on a lot of comments on how good he is in modeling and how he looks like a film star. He likes to be famous.

Let us calculate Harry’s grade here ;)

Very handsome / Snobbish & show off x (Model & diving instructor + 25 years old) = C-

Conclusion : Very Handsome suppose to be Grade A divide by his attitude of snobbish & show off pull the grade down to B- then multiply with his unstable job of modeling & diving instructor pulls down to C and then his age of 25 is a little too young for a guy to commit as both boy friend or husband. So pulls down to C-. Yes, very handsome but got a C- because of the personality and attitude as well.

Remarks : why is his job as a modal & Diving instructor unstable? Because when he gets older in age, looks will wear off and nonetheless no body would want an old diving instructor to teach them right?


This is a bonus picture of Thomas & Harry enjoying their party night out. Can save it as a desktop picture if you want. Lol!






























Here comes our 3rd candidate:

Name: James. Age: 25. Job: Assistant Brand Manager


James is an energetic good looking young guy. He is quite friendly and have many friends. He likes sports and love to build up his body. Even though he looks like a Mr. Macho here, but as you know him, he could be quite child-like in his character most of the time. He loves traveling, have so much fun and as usual... no commitment. He sounds so much like a teenage boy to me and definitely not my type, but if you’re interested in cool young guy, can always ask me for his number. Haha!

His grade:

Good looking / Sporty & child-like x (Assistant Brand Manager + 25 years old = B-

Conclusion : Good looking will give James a B+ but when divide by his Sporty & child-like personality pulls marks down to C, because not much girls would prefer a sport kiddy as a boy friend… but looking as his job as assistant brand manager raise his marks up to B again cuz is reaching managerial level at his young age is consider well doing for a guy, but the marks were pull down a little to B- because of his young age meaning that he is not ready yet into a serious relationship.


Here is our 4th candidate, which I dislike him the most.!

Name: Gary. Age: 25. Job: Junior photographer



Have you ever heard of the simpulan bahasa “bodoh sombong”?
& yes. Gary is a very irritating guy, which thinks that he is super handsome, likes by many girls and very smart. In fact, the truth is…
He is 1 of the worst looking guys in this whole group of guys! He looks like a monkey to me and have a skinny body and very dark complexion. 0% attractiveness! Why am I so mean to criticized Gary is because he never respect girls at all! He thinks too highly of himself! Give you an example : 1 of my normal looking girl friend was just being friendly to him and try adding him in her FB. You know what is his responds? He said, “ Mommy told me not to add strangers to my FB. haha!” then he added “I still likes girls who are taller than me even though I’m not that tall. Lol! & I prefer good looks” I feel like puking when my friend told me all these. Such a F*^%r! Try to look at his picture… I think even a Bangladeshi at the road side is even better looking than him! I’m really sorry for my language but I think this kind of person shouldn’t even exist in the world!

Wanna know his grade? :
Ugly looking / stupid & f***ng attitude x ( Junior photographer + 25 Years Old) = F (FAIL!)

Conclusion : Ugly Looking is already not an advantage, so I give him a C because we should see a book by its contents as well. Sadly..when divided by his stupid & f***ng attitude, the marks got down to D- ! Multiply by his unstable job of Juniour photographer which is nothing great about… and his age is too young to be stable & too stupid too be so immature! Brings the marks down to F=FAIL!


Try to look at them :






Isn’t Gary the monkey guy looks the worst of all? Blueekk! :p















So in the end.. what i'm trying to say is there is no A+ grade for any guys in the world...
and that is because no1 is perfect including our ownself. What is important is the good personality...and....stil plus a lil of nice looks. hehehe... (Can't help it ok...I'm Ice queen :p)

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